Cyrano De Bergerac (1950): Ultimate love triangle
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The Deadly Companions (1961): Sam Peckinpah’s First Film
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The Great Train Robbery (1903): The Dawn of Cinematic Action
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Reefer Madness (1936): A Masterclass in Sensationalist Hysteria
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Seven Footprints To Satan (1929): Bizarre, Silly Mystery Comedy
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Häxan (1922): Grave robbing, witchcraft $ possessed nuns
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920): German Expressionism
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Rapsodia Satanica (1917): Female Faust Version
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