Watch UN CHIEN ANDALOU (1929)
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UN CHIEN ANDALOU (1929)

How to Offend High Society with Dead Donkeys, Crawling Ants, and a Razor-Sharp Moon It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza…

watch THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1928)
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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1928)

How to Turn Edgar Allan Poe into a Goth Fever Dream with Slow-Mo Candles and a Killer Modern Dark Ambient Score It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been…

Watch POPEYE THE SAILOR MEETS SINDBAD THE SAILOR (1936)
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POPEYE THE SAILOR MEETS SINDBAD THE SAILOR (1936)

 How to Fight a Two-Headed Giant, Eat Spinach in 3D, and Humiliate Bluto in Glorious Technicolor It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the…

Watch GULLIVER’S TRAVELS (1939)
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GULLIVER’S TRAVELS (1939)

How to Fight Disney with Miami Sunshine, a Giant Rotoscoped Radio Announcer, and a Massive Copyright Screw-up It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…

Watch HIS GIRL FRIDAY (1940)
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HIS GIRL FRIDAY (1940)

How to Kidnap a Mother-in-Law, Frame a Ralph Bellamy Lookalike, and Speak at 240 Words Per Minute It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…

Watch MY MAN GODFREY (1936)
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MY MAN GODFREY (1936)

How to Survive the Great Depression with a Suave Butler, an Insane Heiress, and a Grown Man Pretending to be a Gorilla It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve…

Watch BEYOND THE LAW (1968)
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BEYOND THE LAW (1968)

How to Turn Lee Van Cleef into a Sheriff, a Savior, and the Most Charismatic Thief in the West It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with…

watch INTERNATIONAL CRIME (1938)
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INTERNATIONAL CRIME (1938)

How to Make a Movie about “The Shadow” with Zero Capes, No Spooky Powers, and a Lot of Screaming into Telephones It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been…