Category: Adventure
THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1936)
How to Invent a 1990s Action Masterpiece with a Square-Jawed Randolph Scott, Bright Red Coats, and Bruce Cabot in Red-Face It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
THE WIZARD OF OZ (1925)
How to Turn a Magical Fairy Tale into a Slapstick Riot, a Bankruptcy Filing, and Oliver Hardy’s Tin Man Debut It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
GULLIVER’S TRAVELS (1939)
How to Fight Disney with Miami Sunshine, a Giant Rotoscoped Radio Announcer, and a Massive Copyright Screw-up It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…
KING OF KONG ISLAND (1968)
How to Sell a Monster Movie with Zero Giant Apes, Three Party-Store Gorilla Suits, and a Very Confused Hollywood Mobster It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
ONE MILLION B.C. (1940)
How to Make a Dinosaur Movie with Glue, Live Lizards, and a Very Sad Elephant in a Woolly Rug It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with…
ROBINSON CRUSOE (1954)
How to Turn a Classic Adventure into a Fever Dream about Madness, Goatskin Umbrellas, and RoboCop’s Future Boss It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse…
THE LOST WORLD (1925)
How to Invent Jurassic Park with Clay Models, a Badger Beard, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Blessing It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…