Author: Marko
THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1936)
How to Invent a 1990s Action Masterpiece with a Square-Jawed Randolph Scott, Bright Red Coats, and Bruce Cabot in Red-Face It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
THE WIZARD OF OZ (1925)
How to Turn a Magical Fairy Tale into a Slapstick Riot, a Bankruptcy Filing, and Oliver Hardy’s Tin Man Debut It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
UN CHIEN ANDALOU (1929)
How to Offend High Society with Dead Donkeys, Crawling Ants, and a Razor-Sharp Moon It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza…
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1928)
How to Turn Edgar Allan Poe into a Goth Fever Dream with Slow-Mo Candles and a Killer Modern Dark Ambient Score It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been…
POPEYE THE SAILOR MEETS SINDBAD THE SAILOR (1936)
How to Fight a Two-Headed Giant, Eat Spinach in 3D, and Humiliate Bluto in Glorious Technicolor It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the…
GULLIVER’S TRAVELS (1939)
How to Fight Disney with Miami Sunshine, a Giant Rotoscoped Radio Announcer, and a Massive Copyright Screw-up It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…
HIS GIRL FRIDAY (1940)
How to Kidnap a Mother-in-Law, Frame a Ralph Bellamy Lookalike, and Speak at 240 Words Per Minute It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…
MY MAN GODFREY (1936)
How to Survive the Great Depression with a Suave Butler, an Insane Heiress, and a Grown Man Pretending to be a Gorilla It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve…