Film Archive of Public Domain Movies
How to Make a Movie about “The Shadow” with Zero Capes, No Spooky Powers, and a Lot of Screaming into Telephones It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching a dapper man […]
How to Sell a Monster Movie with Zero Giant Apes, Three Party-Store Gorilla Suits, and a Very Confused Hollywood Mobster It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching a man in a […]
How to Make a Dinosaur Movie with Glue, Live Lizards, and a Very Sad Elephant in a Woolly Rug It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently witnessing a real, live green iguana […]
How to Turn a Classic Adventure into a Fever Dream about Madness, Goatskin Umbrellas, and RoboCop’s Future Boss It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently witnessing a middle-aged Irish actor, dressed in […]
How to Survive the Apocalypse with a Station Wagon, a Hammer, and the Most Dramatic Voice in Hollywood It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching Vincent Price, dressed in a sharp […]
How to Commit a Murder, Get Trapped by a Flood, and Realize Your New Roommate is the Only Witness It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching a mysterious, elegant man on […]
How to Invent Jurassic Park with Clay Models, a Badger Beard, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Blessing It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently witnessing a rubbery Allosaurus having a twitchy, slow-motion […]
How to Stop Hitler’s Nuke with Wool Sweaters, Cross-Country Skis, and Kirk Douglas’s Cleft Chin It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently witnessing Kirk Douglas and Richard Harris, dressed in thick, chunky […]
How to Change Pop Culture Forever with Chocolate Syrup, Pig Guts, and a Huge Copyright Blunder It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching a group of pale, slow-moving people in rural […]
How to Risk Your Life with a Ten-Ton Steam Engine, Zero Safety Gear, and a Completely Blank Stare It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold pizza on my desk is starting to look back at me, and I am currently watching a man in a gray cap […]
