Author: Marko
King of Kong Island (1968): Italian Exploitation Cinema
How to Sell a Monster Movie with Zero Giant Apes, Three Party-Store Gorilla Suits, and a Very Confused Hollywood Mobster It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed…
One Millian B.C. (1940): Prehistoric Camp Classic
How to Make a Dinosaur Movie with Glue, Live Lizards, and a Very Sad Elephant in a Woolly Rug It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with…
Robinson Crusoe (1954)
How to Turn a Classic Adventure into a Fever Dream about Madness, Goatskin Umbrellas, and RoboCop’s Future Boss It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse…
The Last Man on Earth (1964): Adaptation of I Am Legend
How to Survive the Apocalypse with a Station Wagon, a Hammer, and the Most Dramatic Voice in Hollywood It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse…
Inner Sanctum (1948): Gritty and rainy film-noir
How to Commit a Murder, Get Trapped by a Flood, and Realize Your New Roommate is the Only Witness It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with…
The Lost World (1925): Absolute Jurassic Treasure
How to Invent Jurassic Park with Clay Models, a Badger Beard, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Blessing It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…
The Heroes of Telemark (1965): Classic WWII thriller
How to Stop Hitler’s Nuke with Wool Sweaters, Cross-Country Skis, and Kirk Douglas’s Cleft Chin It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the cold…
Night of the Living Dead (1968): A Masterpiece of Survival Horror
How to Change Pop Culture Forever with Chocolate Syrup, Pig Guts, and a Huge Copyright Blunder It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper, the…
The General (1926): Greatest War Comedy Ever Made
How to Risk Your Life with a Ten-Ton Steam Engine, Zero Safety Gear, and a Completely Blank Stare It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse…
Metropolis (1927): German Expressionist Science-fiction Film
How to Bankrupt a Movie Studio, Invent Sci-Fi, and Make Rich Men with Monocles Lose Their Minds It’s 3:15 AM. My eyes feel like they’ve been rubbed with coarse sandpaper,…